How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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