haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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