seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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