I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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