If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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