There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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