anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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