Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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