Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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