that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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