I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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