hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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