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(248): View more from Michigan

You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.

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(817): View more from Texas

matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.

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(540): View more from Virginia

he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck

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(520): View more from Arizona

I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.

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(206): View more from Washington

Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.

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(530): View more from California

I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.

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(425): View more from Washington

I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.

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