Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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