On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
how does that bad decision feel?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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