i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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