This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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