You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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