I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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