I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
