Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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