ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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