I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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