I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Randomize
