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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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