I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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