Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I just gift wrapped bread.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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