There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
