The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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