she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Can I color on your dick again?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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