i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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