I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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