my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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