Will you blow on my dice?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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