My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
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