if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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