this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Randomize
