So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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