glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Randomize