thus making me awesome and them whores
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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