Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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