I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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