The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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