OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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