Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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