you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You may now shotgun with the bride
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
