Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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