4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
My hand turned me down
I've blown a few things in my day
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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