I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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