I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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