Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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