I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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