Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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