PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Damn victory sex feels great
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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